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"We are all Islamo-Communists now!" thundered Obama at today's press conference.

Washington, D.C. - President Barack Obama made a shocking admission today in a live announcement from the White House, declaring he has “fooled America” into voting for a “radical Islamic communist.”

“The election is over and I am fully entrenched in power. I can now be honest,” Mr. Obama said,  as Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers and Black Liberation Theologian Rev. Jeremiah Wright stepped from the shadows behind Obama, sinister grins on their anti-American faces.

“I am indeed a Communist,” Obama went on to admit. “And an Islamist.”

“And now, aaaaah, the American knee will finally bend,” he added.

Declaring himself the “Grand Imam of The United States of Socialist Islam,” Obama set out his plan for what he called a “transitional time of change,” as we put aside the constitutional representative Republic we’ve known in order to “embrace and cleave unto our new Islamic Republic, under the rulership of the Wahabist Muslim Proletariat (WMP).”

White House reporters stood by dumbfounded and speechless. When LA Times correspondent Latisha Miller attempted to ask Obama a question, he told her to silence herself and called on someone to “cover up that bitch’s face.”

Obama supporters point out that in the context of the president’s new religious and political revelation, his opposition to gay marriage now makes more sense.

“The unnaturals must be dealt with, as Allah commands,” Obama announced. “Let the Sodomites turn from their shame, or let them be burned by the Holy Flame of this new government.” (see OBAMA NATION page 3)